Isn't That How Whores Work?

I'm surprised you don't call them via a 1-900 number

"The plan asks Liberals to commit to monthly contributions to the party, a riding association or both, on a scale that ranges from $5 to $91.66. In return, supporters are invited to 120 hours a year of online chats with senior Liberal MPs and executives."

Hello, you've reached the offices of the Liberal Party of Canada. Me so horny...